Today I was talking about a field close to where I live.
I mentioned that this field, where I sometimes walk the dogs, well the farmer who owns the field has decided to close it off completely, to let his own horses onto his own land during the day. And that it was sometimes a bit inconvenient.

And I realised how terribly middle class I sounded. I even pointed out to everyone that I work with, that if I wrote this down, it would sound even more middle class. However, when spoken in my Mancunian accent, it doesn't sound quite so much like a "posh person's problem."