Clarinet...

Have you ever seen a clarinet up close? They're wicked looking instruments. They look like they've been put together bit by bit, adding on a bit here, a bit there. Making this lever wrap around here to cover that hole over there when you press that knob over there.

Brilliantly eccentric design which I think is a pretty standard in clarinet builds.

We've actually got one in the house that doesn't get aired all that often. I think I'd like to learn how to play it as a testament to it's brilliant eccentricity.