Too damn hot.

Jeez. I ate a really hot chilli chicken dish today. It was so hot, my shoes melted. It was so hot a 70 year old woman on the next table started her periods again. It was so hot the waiter had to wear welding goggles and a vest made of ice. And now it's coming out. Ouch. I feel like I've been anally violated by a Vicks nasal stick the size of a horse. Not a horse's cock. The horse itself. Sorry. I know it's Sunday. But my arse is so very sore.