Tales of the Guig

By Guigphotography

Serial Blipper told to leave local park

The sinister menace of Blip challengery has struck again, this time in King George V Park, Edinburgh.
This afternoon notorious challenge addict Richard Dyson (aka Trixtaphotography) descended upon unsuspecting park users, unleashing an array of gadgetry, photographic technique and an expensive but vexing haircut.
One local told me "It's bad enough with him waving his lens about, blocking paths and leaving his man bag lying about, but when he started to move the leaves about to meet the needs of his latest challenge, we had no choice but to take action."
Witnesses say that the enraged park users surrounded the photographer brandishing rolled up Metros and sharpened prams, demanding that he "LEAVE" immediately.
Moments later the Blipper had vamoosed and the park was restored to its former peaceful state, free from photographic turpitude.
Mr Dyson was unavailable for comment (though I suspect that may change...)
I can only say that I'm glad I was on hand, despite the danger to myself, to capture this pest in action and also capture my own entry for this weeks challenge on the theme of "Leave."
I thank you.

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