Christmas lists

And booking things

Tonight's car conversation with the Maddster

"Mummy, hold old was Jamie when I was a baby?"

"he was 2, nearly 3"

"Mummy, so how old was I when Jamie was a baby?"

"you weren't born"

"But how old was I?"

"you weren't any age - you hadn't been born yet"

"What's born?! Why don't you know how old I was?!"

"I do know how old you were, you weren't here yet, you hadn't been born!"

"I wasn't here?!"

"no"

"Well where was I?!"

"you weren't anywhere, you weren't alive yet"

"So I was dead then?! Why was I dead?! Who did that to me?!"


My zombie daughter.