Sad Fifa-less Son

Today posties up and down the country were kept busy delivering Fifa14 to hoardes of teenage boys. Unfortunately Sporty Boy wasn't among their number (thanks Amazon). Due to an inset day at the boys' school I have had to hear quite a lot about how unfair this is today. I do feel for the lad, although his attempt to recreate the misery of the day for the purposes of my blip is a little disappointing.

You don't have to tell me I'm old and past it but I think video games reached their zenith with Pong and PacMan and everything since then is just so much window dressing. I find it impossible to tell last years version of Fifa from this. Maybe Luis Suarez has sharper teeth and Wayne Rooney a comb over but it's still just a load of tiny blokes running around in a poor approximation of the real thing.