Eau De Foxcrap

Given the way my luck has been going I thought I'd forgo the ride on the bike in the sunshine because, with Mrs Smith seeing my Mum in Liverpool, I'm the only one around to pick up the kids and I could sense an inevitable puncture miles from home.

Instead I took the dog for a walk, so the clasp on the lead snapped off and the whippet found some fox crap to roll in.

On the plus side I got a blip.