Pies and handbags

This is number two in a series. I'm a slow worker. The subjects of the first shot will all have been turned into pies and handbags by now.
I'll tell you what: I've had enough of hearing from that schmaltzy overgrown sixth former. Can anyone tell me how capping heating bills for twenty months is going to change my life in any significant way? What profession do the quality people get into these days? Not politics.