Thrift Corner.

Today, in Thrift Corner we are admiring the new coffee pot bought
from a cracking charity shop in St Andrews. £4.50. RRP. £160!

Also ladies, instead of getting your eyebrows threaded
at Harvey Nichols for an extortionate £25, go to Superdrug
(in the St James centre if you're in Edinburgh) and get them
beautifully threaded for £5! On special. Normally £10.

My eyebrows are now so sexy, just by raising one, I can get
at least four erections happening in a room.

And that's just the women.