Going For The Overtake

They say "Where there's a Merc - there's a berk" ............. certainly true with this one.

He had been travelling at 30mph in a 50mph limit ..........using the centre line as a guide for driving along.
Nothing in front - but a huge queue behind.
The sort of person who has been driving for 60 years and never been in an accident .................. seen hundreds (all in his ear view mirror) but neve been involved in one.

I just wanted to get home before those clouds opened