All You Fascists Bound To Lose

Was it really just twenty four hours ago that I typed the words "if the Mackems have any interest in staying in the Greed League, they'd do well to get shot of that odious little prick as soon as they can" on my last blip? How astute of them to act on my advice so quickly. Now it's just a case of seeing what poor bastard tactical genius Sunderland appoint to lead them onto the glory that Niall Quinn, Roy Keane, Ricky Spragia, Steve Bruce, Martin O'Neill and Son of Mussolini all somehow failed to do.

For Albion, it's just one more scalp to add to the pile of our most recent Premier League jaunt. Chris Hughton (Newcastle, December 2010); Mick McCarthy (Wolves, February 2012); Andre Villas-Boas (Chelsea, March 2012); Roberto Di Matteo (Chelsea, November 2012), Alex Ferguson (Manchester United, May 2013 - yes, he was planning to do one anyway, but nobody wrecks a leaving party like the Baggies). Even Match of the Day are now referring to it as "the Albion curse".

Are you sitting comfortably, David Moyes?