Survivor

I have a long and unproud history of killing potted plants. Starting forty years ago with a rubber plant named Alexander I have managed to produce a variety of pots with shrivelled brown decaying biomass. From Aspidistras to Bonsai I've killed them all. This year a couple of plants have got the better of me....this one even has the temerity to present me with a tomato. I shall accept its offering, after all I am its creator...and it had better not forget it.