New Bitch In Town

First man to second man: "Would you look at that one there, she's a cracker".

First poodle to second poodle: " I knew that bitch would turn up and spoil everything. Well she's not having my pushchair."

Second poodle to first poodle: " Is that not just typical of men. They can't keep their eyes off fresh meat. Just ignore her. Don't let her know we've seen her."