Dae yeh want a mars bar way that!

No thanks, just salt n' vinegar.

But it's good too see one of Scotland's food delicacies still going strong and I had a few questions...

1. Does anyone actually buy one?
A. Oh aye son, we widnae sell them if they didnae buy them.

2. Do they buy a mars bar supper? (with chips)
A. No, just a single. Yeh widnae want chips way it.

3 Do you put salt, vinegar or sauce on it?
A. I've never had anybody asking for stuff on it. But if they want it, they can get it. But i couldnae imagine it would be very good.

There you go....

The deep fried mars bar etiquette.

I bet they'll no still be eating it ...

In the year 2525

In the year 2525, if man is still alive
If woman can survive, they may find
In the year 3535

Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you

In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510
If God's a-coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
"Guess it's time for the Judgement Day"

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He'll either say, "I'm pleased where man has been"
Or tear it down, and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing

Now it's been ten thousand years, man has cried a billion tears
For what, he never knew, now man's reign is through
But through eternal night, the twinkling of starlight
So very far away, maybe it's only yesterday