Edinburgh A to Z

ZED. Last letter. Not very likely now, is it. Zulu. Zebra. Zena Warrior Princess - shit, that's an X. Nope, nothing. Not a thing. Hang on, the cop's talking to me again now. What's he saying? I ask him to repeat the question, and hope the smell of my puke isn't too strong. Wish I'd had the chance to brush my teeth. Could I tell him what I was doing last night? I tell him about being up town. Yes officer, I was with people who'll be able to verify that. Yes, I can give names and addresses. Do I recognise this face? I try to focus, and there's something at the back of my mind, can't quite make it out. Was I in the New Town in the early hours of this morning? Albany Street. Albany Street? I tell him, I wouldn't be seen dead in



Edinburgh A to Z