Calm waters.

This little ship should prevent this happening again.

I was in Pet Smart or whatever they call it this morning. The lady behind me commented on the sack of Purina dog food I had placed on the desk and asked if it was for my dog. Being a proper smart botty I told her I'm on the Purina diet which made me lose 5 Kg last time but also put me in hospital. She was shocked when I told her that it's a total food, put a handful in your pocket, you simply eat a few of the nuggets when you get peckish. Bloody fool then asked why I was doing it if I ended up in hospital, so I had to explain it was nothing to do with Purina, it was all down to me urinating on a lamp post and being hit by a taxi.