You just try it mate........

Sumtimes I get well fed up with some off the slappdash yews of the english langwidge you see about you nowadays.

There is people wats in charge who have more bluddy o levels thann ive had hot dinners and who shood know better.

They dont give a fart for gramma and sin-tax, all they care about is bluddy poll-tax.
They should be ashamed of themselves.

Ive a good mind to park my car for three hours and see just how they try and fix there clamps on my bluddy legs