Nice plums? Not really!

I seem to have found less time for the garden than for blip recently, so was quite surprised to find some fruit on the trees I planted 4 or 5 years ago. Here is 75% of my plum harvest (I had a taste of the other one - it was sharp!) My tally this year amounts to 4 plums, 4 figs, 1 apricot and 1 apple. Unfortunately it isn't actually all edible.