At the secret beach.

Lessons in Life pt51

1/When going to the beach to take photographs, best make sure you've slipped the battery into your DSLR before lugging it and your tripod across the sand.
2/Always carry a wee pocket snappy
3/see point #1 for reason for point #2
4/A hot chocolate and blueberry scone makes up for any age-related memory lapses
5/Apparently, people buy baseball bats for reasons other than threatening violence
6/Middle class people can be drunken thiefs
7/Chomping on a bag of Fruitella sweeties can help you stay awake at 03:30hrs
8/Posh folk all claim to have never visited Blackpool
9/A better offer always comes along exactly a week after you've bought a new set of golf clubs
10/Actor Steve Zahn is seemingly always called 'Frank' in his movies