What, we've had tea?

We're not sure. We think a goblin came in, or was it a gremlin? No, a cat....I don't know what happened but it wasn't us because we're not allowed in the house...the bit in my mouth? Oh that? She put it there, honest....look I can sit nicely, I thought you said mummy was phoning...shouldn't you go a wait somewhere else so we can find the culprit?