Diet???

Dylan: I'm going to have to lose some weight Bandit.
Bandit: Why?
Dylan: Well, I saw a photo of myself on Blap
Bandit: Blip, Dylan, Blip!
Dylan: Whatever, and my bum looked big.
Bandit: So how do you intend to lose weight Dylan?
Dylan: Diet and exercise.
Bandit: Diet! What are you going to do?
Dylan: No more maltesers.
Bandit: But we never get chocolate!
Dylan: And I'm going to stick to my five a day.
Bandit: Carrots, grass, flowers, cauliflower..
Dylan: And kale.
Bandit: What about the exercise part?
Dylan: Lots of bunny hops.
Bandit: Good luck.