Hooligan Wasps

According to the Metro newspaper today,
"Drunk and jobless wasps are on their way... and be warned, they're bold and ready to attack.
Billions of the insects are now out of work having finished supplying their queens with nectar and instead are passing the time getting 'drunk' on fermented fruit."
This means they are more prone to attack says the British Red Cross.
They also give advice if you get stung and the sting breaks off,
"Scrape the edge of a credit card over your skin if you're stung. Don't use tweezers as it may inject poison into the skin."
But won't the out of control wasps then nick your card and use it to buy cheap cider?