Are you guys here for monkey music?

Alas, we had to say no to the charming front-of-house woman who asked us: and not without regret - I know nothing of what Monkey Music is, but how could it be anything but good?

Instead, Matt, Andy and I were headed for Fairy Liquid and The Burst Bubble while Mo and George went to Dude, Where's My Teddy Bear?

It was most disorienting to be in the Pleasance at 10.30 in the morning - and sober, at that. But I have to say, the show we went to was very entertaining, if anyone's looking for something good to take kids to.

Afterwards, we went for a ride on the tourist bus followed by the lads running themselves ragged in Princes Street Gardens.