Friday Night's Take-Away Night

This isn't an ordinary take-away... this is an S&M takeaway.

You've got to be a bit of a masochist to take this on.

MunchieBox [mun-chee-box] noun a 5000 calorie fusion of foods from all over the planet (doner kebab meat, chicken pakora, chicken tikka, onion rings, soggy chips, pitta bread with garlic and cheesy dips). Served in a pizza box. Should only be eaten whilst heavily under the influence of alcohol and in the dark.

Food's not meant to look this before you eat it, is it?