How do people see you?

My 5 year old niece sees me as long haired, thin (!) with a conical, turnip-like limb
I drag along the ground with the aid of a mechanical wheel.
And a cock shaped like a Cornish pastie. She calls this my 'Toot Toot'.

I feel that's quite an honest view of what I am.

Generally people see you through the distorted lens of how they feel about you.
Which is lovely when they love/like you, but is a bit grim when they're a bit unhappy about you. In which case give me a turnip limb anyday.