Life, not as we see it.

By GOT

Main Street, Dubrovnik. (Ah wis guttered.)

There is only only T in Britain, and there is only one vegetarian restaurant in Dubrovnik. Without them they would both be lesser places.
Seriously, there IS only on veggie place, and it is PDB (Pure Dead Brilliant for those of you'se not the initiated in the vernacular. ) Best veggie meal for months, and that includes those of my own making.
Forewent the pleasures of Pebble Beach this morning, and loitered within tent (under a gazebo) this morning. After a scratched together lunch we drove to Cavtat, 13 km down the coast. Beautiful spot, with crystal clear waters. I decided a swim was in order, and promptly skited down a slipway (emphasis on the "slip" part), and landed on my elbow and ample arse. Grazed cheek, bruised elbow and dented ego were my rewards. Oh, those plus a good swim.
Late afternoon, bum anointed, saw us head off to walk the wall. Now,be aware that our host had previously advised us to walk anti-clockwise, as the other way is all uphill at the end. We therefore ignored the One Way and No Entry signs and headed off against the flow. Oh, what fun!
Got a row at each entry point, but feigned lack of english and comprehension, and carried on against the tide of xxxxing sheep.
Got to within sight of the start / finish point then turned round and did half of it again. So. we've done about 120%, without passing Go and collecting our £200. Then came the veggie experience. Unfortunately refreshmenst have since been taken, so I can't remember the name (I can hardly type this, so feel privileged.) but as there is only one, you won't go wrong if/when you get here.
Off to Split in the morning, assuming we see it. (The morning that is, not Split. Assuming of course it is still there, and hasn't self prophetised.)

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