I Know...

This would work better if I paid for the large version! But sometimes, you've just got to try the idea out...

The sculpture is "Reflections" by Michael Bulfin, and is stuck among the deserted wasteland of the Bank of Ireland headquarters. I used to work for the architects a long time ago, and the partner responsible for the building was incredibly proud that when they issued the curtain walling contracts for the buildings, the spot price worldwide for bronze actually went up!

And don't bother - they're not that stupid! Anything you can reach with a stepladder is just bronze anodised aluminium... And no, it most definitely does not look just like the real thing!