The Ranter

Rant No 1 - The Weather.

The British favourite. Can you believe it, we woke this morning to snow on the hills above the house? So far, 1 hour of sun, then sleet, hail and rain. It's not doing the courgettes any good I know that. The climate has gone mad. BB's putting the fire on as I speak (well type) Pah!

Rant No 2. Campervans/ RV's

They're back.. As regulars as bloody swallows, the RV's are back. Big lumbering white things full of big lumbering white things and their kids. I hate them there so ugly!

Well at least the weather is keeping them indoors watching daytime television and playing with their central heating and their matching shower fittings. Pah!


* Later in the day. I feel as if it's Camp Granda

'Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing.
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's better
Muddah, faddah kindly disregard this letter.'