The yellow peril

We spent the afternoon at our old house just checking it was all in order for some potential purchasers. After having let the house for four months during the summer there were odd bits of repair work to be done. The main one was removing the tide mark in the pool left by fake tan wearers. If only they knew a) how ridiculously obvious it looks when they arrive with orange legs and b) how it stains sheets, towels and swimming pools they might stop slathering it on. GGgrrr.