The Pig With The Golden Balls

This is dedicated to the oaf in the 2008 reg Audi (hey, not even a new one!) who kept trying to knock me off my bike for about a mile on my way to work this morning. Simply because I'd come out of a junction and deemed to cross in front of him when he was at least 200 metres away...

So, mister, this is dedicated to you. Note to your wife who was getting extremely agitated at your behaviour - divorce him, love.

And Blipsters, I still got through the traffic while he was left in the queue. No brainer...