Edinburgh A to Z

'PARTY,' I tell her. 'I just want, you know, to keep the party going, know what I mean?' God knows why, when I'm already seeing double, but right then, it seems like a good idea. 'Me and you, we're getting along fine, eh? We just need something a wee bit stronger than the wine, y'know? Voddy maybe? Bit more blow? No, not blow, it's doing my head in. Got any e? Even a wee bit Valium wouldn't come in wrong. Something to maybe chill things out a wee bit - you know, let's just enjoy some peace and



Edinburgh A to Z