Cats Are Drugs

This young cat is offered for adoption at the big pet supply store where I shop. When someone takes him home, they will be needing food and other supplies for perhaps twenty years. Thus it makes sense for the purveyors to waive the cost of the feline stomach.

As with heroin, or booze, or crack, or cigarettes, it's typically free the first time. You must keep on having a cat's love, once you know what it's like.

Go on, rub that belly. No one's forcing you.