Bloody Students

When I was a student I spent my first year living in a skanky 70s brick and concrete block, with a toilet shared between five and not even a sink to wee brush my teeth in.

Clearly the intervening twenty years have seen the marketisation of universities, competing to attract fee-paying students...my old block was demolished a couple of years ago, and I get the impression swanky pads like this futuristic-looking tower are becoming commonplace.

Honestly. The kids of today, they don't know they're born, etc.