Pest Control

Pest Control

Are you infested with Dragons?
Telltale signs are:

Unusually large footprints on rooftops
huge cave like burrows under houses
sudden incinerations
or spontaneous combustions
of furniture and or close friends/relatives

Also snivelling singed princesses
nibbled posters with ‘Ye…’ on them
or bits of blackened armour
hanging from lampposts

Here at Dragon Chums
we take care of all your
dragon disposal problems
kind and discreet
New Dragon Damp spray
renders all dragons
completely harmless
allowing safe reintroduction into the wild.

Dragon Damp Spray
the Eco friendly way
to control dragon infestations

To adopt a dragon
visit our website at:
www.dragonchums.uk





© Sue Hardy-Dawson 2012