Hi I'm Poondash McClure..

You might remember me from such eBay feedback as:

"Wow this seller made me put down my loaded gun!".

"It's hard to self harm knowing this seller's rocking eBay".

"Fab shoe! Still waiting for the lil child that came in the box to finish the other".

"Hey! This Jack Wills hoody has never seen a rowing boat in its life! Buyer beware!".

"Cat was describe as 'new'.. But only had one life!"

"Drugs well packed & speedy postage! Great idea to sell disguised as DVD's".

"Claim filed, item lost, dont worry got 1 identical down the pub off Ian the postie".

"Seller based in UK but shipped from HK, dedicated even on holiday!".

"I love it that much I've even stopped beating the wife.. Spoke to soon".