Destination Unknown

My wallet's accumulated about four years' worth of train tickets that need disposing of. And yet I'm reluctant to part with them; they're the evidence of many an interesting trip to far-flung parts of the nation, journeys for which I paid through the nose. They may be useless and worthless, but as proof to the world that I've got up off my arse and seen the world every now and then, they're priceless.