NO Eye Deer.

A K A a sightless Ungulate? 
       A tiny bit more "outing" and I came across this.  For YEARS I've bemoaned a "Chicken Memory" (Because it's FOWL?), but I have not the foggiest notion whence it came, or when.
       I was mildly amused at the safety overkill in that it's referred to as a Bag whereas it's actually a tube.  We're warned about suffocation.  So, by way of a test I tried it.  NO I couldn't get it over my Swede, but I could hold two thicknesses hard against my mouth an be able to breath almost unhindered through both of them.
       IF I remember, I'll try and report on its compostability; I'm tempted to just anchor it out in the weather.