Spotted on our side gate

Was out in the garden doing a few bits when I saw this. We see green ones mostly.
I went to Matalan today and I don't know what shape they think people are but everything I tried on was weirdly shaped - or else I am! Things were too tight on the arms yet massive across the body, some were way too small for the stated size, some too big, all were poorly fitting. I put them all back and wished I hadn't bothered going. The quality was pretty bad as well. I hate shopping but I need some clothes - I was not in the mood to go anywhere else after. I might look in M&S over the weekend if I can be bothered.
While leaving the store I had a phone call from a relative who was very stressed and half an hour of this left me wanting to chuck my phone in the canal as now I was stressed!
Calmed down now but I can't tolerate other people's stress like I used to, maybe it's an age thing.