LET DOWN

I'm sulking because I didn't win any money so I'm having to work all weekend instead and can't treat everyone to cake. Never mind, the flowers in the front looked suitably drippy when I nipped out in a short break in the rain.

I don't believe those prizewinners who say that becoming millionaires won't change their lives - even if I find a forgotten fiver in a pocket it brightens my whole day.