Have You Heard The One About...?

Here, Giant Hen. Hebsjournal told me a joke.

Have you heard it?

Two cats swimming the channel - English cat called "One. two three" and a french one called "un, deux, trois"

Which one won?

One, two three, because the un,deux trois cat sank

Get it?
No?


Ok. What about this one?

Why did the hen cross the road?
To see her flat mate!!!

Get it?
No?

Blimey. Good job you can lay eggs!!!!