MIGA!

As we know, Dear Leader has been embroiled in the Epstein scandal — the one where rich and entitled men have been using underaged girls for sex. There’s a strong suspicion that he was one of these men, which would make him a pedophile.

He’s tried his usual tactics to get the news to move on from that topic (tariffs, weapons for Ukraine, etc) but it hasn’t worked thus far. Yesterday, he scraped the bottom of his sh..t barrel and said he would withhold funds from construction of a new football field for the Washington DC team if they didn’t revert back to their old name: the Redskins. That name was dropped a few years back because it is a pejorative way of referring to our native population. In his delusion, he proclaimed that the old name would “make Indians great again” (MIGA)… The man-child’s depravity knows no bounds.