Still Life

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'It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear.'
Damon Suede (Hothead))


In my kitchen cupboard - fondant model of my husband, nestling amongst the whisky. This decoration was atop the cake when Steve finally, finally retired. He wore a kilt every day when working and the detail on the legs even has little painted hairs. He started wearing the Scottish man-skirt when, as a hard- up student, he bought 6 ex-army kilts at an auction for £1.50.