Big NO

O stands for the o in NO. I have seen the ad on TV, I have heard others praise it, I have seen it in recipes and now I have got it in my hand. And in my stomach, where it probably still is. 
It was its color that finally attracted me to this cake, which would taste like cocoa and vanilla. 
It just tasted sweet. Nothing else. What a disappointment.
 What are people talking about, really, when they raise this cookie to the skies?
I only raise my arm to throw it in the bin.
No more black cookies in my hand or mouth or stomach.... NO.