Scapa Flow Shower

I ventured into KW with Eleanor.  She went for an Orcadian stravaig whilst l bought adblu, new walking boots, rolls and cheese.  Met Bunty on her pushbike around Scapa;  it was good to see her so much perkier.  We have arranged to dance the Earl of Mansfield together in September.  When we returned to base, the Shands from Stranraer were sitting à la table and well into round two of the cheese scones.  Later I went along to see my Mum and took her some flowers, she was very sleepy.  We shared a banana.  I picked up CMC after her badminton.  As l was waiting for CMC, a lady (in her eighties) climbed in the car beside me.  Realising her mistake she apologised and exited.  I told her l was selling her story to the press.  She said she didn't care as long as it didn't mention her age.  Other badminton players laughed along at this.  They stopped laughing when the lady turned on her heels , broke wind incredibly loudly, then wafted her behind with her racquet.  I tell you, it's all going on in Dounby.