Search Party

The search continued this morning for Scotland's summer following brief, unconfirmed sightings last week.

Anyone coming into contact with the aforementioned missing summer should immediately .......

......... remove upper clothing and shout "Tapps Aff".
......... complain that "it's way too hot fur me!"
......... have a salad, not forgetting the chips, dods of cheese and sybies.


Hunting High and Low