Who KNEW?

       It's sort of counter intuitive?  My eyeballs would perpetually leak and trickle down so much I feared my Cheeks would rust.
       SO - you can imagine my surprise to be told "You have 'Dry Eyes' Mr. Kane." and be offered a cure. 
       As I'm Alice-less it's taking a bit of practice - BUT - I seem to be close enough the target to work.
       There's a Moral though R. T. f. M.  -  "READ THE  *  MANUAL."  I ID-ed, and removed the cap - Click - NOTHING - shake shake - click - NOTHING. I'd almost reached the stage of going back & checking if I had a dud after LOTS of unproductive clicks.  -  THEN  -  on impulse, I read the Manual; the gist of the message? Keep clicking until 1st drop appears.  -  HUH.
       This much later (HOURS) I read that it's for "Soothing relief of persistent and severe Dry Eyes."  WELL I'll give you persistent, even "severe" but can't, in all honesty say I "suffered" except for the HIGH nuisance value.