How shall I recognise him?

By his hair.

What colour is it?

Atrocious White.

Atrocious White?

Did I mishear?
You said his hair
is Atrocious White?

I did.
But only at night.
In the day his hair
is Obnoxious Blue.

Obnoxious Blue!
I don't believe you.

It's true.

In any case, here he comes.
You can see for yourself.

But it's Yellow.

Oh so it is.
Typical of him.
He's changed it again.

And what shall I call this
- Malevolent Yellow?

You can.
But don't let him hear you.