It's a WHAT? ( :¬o)

       When shall we three meet again?  Weekly.  BUT this time it wasn't scheduled.  We sere in town (Carlisle) with things to do. Snack/Lunch time.  Meals were badly signed apparently.  The order had been put in before "All-day Breakfast.  One of the items ordered implied it would be a "Toasted Crumpet". It was in fact LABELLED as "Crumpet Toast". We wondered if, maybe their 1st language was NOT English because we diagnosed it as "Toast".