Some boys romance, some boys slow dance

During a long drive today, in order to occupy ourselves, I recounted to Toolibelle a fantabulous advertising campaign I had witnessed on TV.

Apparently there is a new "face lift" method available which involves no surgery and is invisible to the naked eye.

The theory behind it is that you put a little patch of sticky paper on your upper eyelid, blink, and you benefit from an instant lift taking years off your visage.

Being as it was that I had a packet of Magic Tape in my bag I decided to test the theory on Tooli, and such a success it was, I then did the same again on me.

As you can see, not only did I successfully lift my droopy eyes, I cleared all wrinkles to either side of them, and gave myself THE most amazing cheekbones.