Map of the UK?

We are away in the motorhome - first time since last October - heading for Suffolk and Norfolk; So tonight we are visiting my brother near Bury St Edmunds. Currently parked in his drive after a lovely evening of sparkling wine, curry and lots of chat. We thought this broken poppadom was rather like a map of Britain!
Likely to stay around here tomorrow before moving on. 
Great to be away again!